Eternity Sings the Blues
Music lovers everywhere
endorse it---just thought I’d let
you know it’s National Frivolity Week
again. Will they ever get done
with these things? Stop commercializing’em?
Music and worry--- two most terrible
things a man can know. How about
women? Strangely, they come off better
just by observing things. This hundred-year-old
inkstone is evidence enough of that. How so?
But music, played by a gifted child,
is just about the finest thing anywhere.
Puts me in mind of a cigar
I smoked in a picket line once. They all thought
the boss hired me to do it. Now I ask you.
But I kept on smoking. The point is,when you spot
worry, you have to move straight in through
the flanks it invariably leaves unprotected.
I am cussed now,
more worse than ever, yet I never
bequeathed an orange to an orphan,
or padlocks to a mechanic. I had too much
to do, too much fun getting out of there
into another house of which I remember little.
Oh the places I’ve lived. Airplanes to London,
and then it was hard not to uproot the rancid
stalk of romanticism, so I left it there
as an experiment. Soon the fairies was buzzing
round my head. I got out of there real fast.
Why do these dreams of worry plague you?
You seem like such a comfortable man.
Aye, I am that, but I’m also terrible
in the northeast. Wasn’t it D. W. Griffith
who said, “You don’t know what it’s like to have a big nose”?
And so we dream some of the same dreams,
him and me together---of kitchens, and bushes outside’em,
and a woman who hides behind a tree,
waiting for the keyboard of her youth to unravel
in unsightly seams over the pavement.
Absolutely nothing he or she does
escapes my vigilant attention. But if you’ll wait here
I’ll go over and see what that car wants.
Oh stop that---now you really are
learning to be boring. Soon no one will want you
except for the occasional syphilitic barmaid,
and then what will your urine tests prove?
Better a spotted record than a tarnished silver thread
I always tells them. It’s true, nobody will unveil me.
I’ve slept with my feet in the spittoon, with only
a pair of chopsticks for a pillow.
I’ve been deferred. And all because some runt
of a chameleon put a curse on me once, mixing me
up with his oafish brother-in-law.
Is that any way to begin a life?
And long after my Enoch Arden-like return
to the world of discos and lemon groves, his words
return to haunt me still: Avast,
ye pantyhose-wearing, portmanteau-carrying,
bleached-out denizen! Return to the sea that vomited you
on its shore one fatal August afternoon. Begone!
So must I carry this paddle
forever, until I find a sucker who’ll buy it
for less than I paid for it. So runs this carousel
we call life.
Yet for those not snookered
by it, a fatal balm mollifies
susceptibility to drafts, and mild
allergies, or are they transgressions in disguise?
Better to sleep on the docks
than in the linen closet of privilege, always
wondering what it was that woke you---I’ve known
that routine too, like a serial killer
with nothing on his mind, who couldn’t make eye contact
with you for all the gold in Scotland Yard.
You think of yourselves as having lived a life of amused tolerance,
woozy with doubts, at times, but buoyed by your
delusion that all this, guarded moments and all,
is part of some life-affirming elan vital. Well,
I’m here to tell you you’re as doomed as the hoariest
chink or octoroon, or the “anthropophagi,
and men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders.”
Would anyone like this oar? The special ends tomorrow.
Often over the bluff-infested coasts a warm
zephyr breathes. We forget about memorizing
our parts and retreat to the dressing room,
silly with relief and grief. What! Was it for this
I squeezed the tubes of paint
on your pristine palette, and is it
that I am going to be rewarded by something
other than a fatal sting? And the lads
and lassies assure you that such is the case, that
in any event no one ever escapes the swimming pool
without being shriveled to a prunelike consistency.
O beaters, how did you find my forest?
What will you do if I stay here
just for the hell of it? In any case
it’s getting late, cat burglars are astir, and something
smokelike in the wind. I’ll be
off now, the tide is running, the ship
writhing in the roads, and I must finish
my diary by midnight, or be fated
to continue this life into the next. O
brothers, sisters, friends, catamites---
it’s been a long and intelligent journey, hasn’t it?
If I ever found myself here again I’d do something
about fixing the holes in the landscape
and healing the sick, though there’s about
as much chance of that as finding a used lottery ticket in a dungheap.
Tell you what---
you continue on the road to House Beautiful
and I’ll strain my eyes in their sockets looking
for a single white wave of a hand in the distance
as my train speeds by. I was told not to get
into any of this, not to talk about where I came
from, or my mission here, but I’m tempted
to share a few secrets with you, though I guess I won’t.
Remember me to those assholes the judge
and the bailiff. Speak kindly of me to gossip columnists,
praising the achievements I was once noted for, that are
sprouting like Roquefort, or a zinc tree. OK,
worry, I’ll catch up to you in a minute, once I’ve
dusted off my shoes and finished adulating myself,
adoring my stretched reflection in the funhouse mirror,
and stopped handing out tracts that look like Chinese
takeout menus. I’m both bogus
and bold. Not to put too fine a point on it.